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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

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Thursday, February 21, 2013

A lot of Back and Forth Hockey!


Back and forth, East and West, the Blues and the Avalanche were all over the place. An exciting game turned out to be the clash of the goalies. The blues registered 33 shots, while the Avalanche put 20 pucks on net.  Shots and take-aways proved not to be deciding factors.

If its not a blow out game, you might as well conclude that it's like a bird and may want to fly away! Timberland, Nelly Furtado, yeah....

Night after night, this season has proven that any team can win, regardless of statistical edge....unless your squad is going up against the Blackhawks. Though, I must add that we think they're due for a loss sooner or later. Most likely after they set the record for most points to a start of a season with out a loss.

Too many teams are just a couple wins away from the top of the charts...too many people also wear Oakley sunglasses, a company that just so happens to make the shades that transform anybody into a douche.

When the Blues took on the Avalanche, even the lower torso injury to the Crazy Czech, Milan Hejduk couldn't stop the Colorado Avalanche from coming out on top. Injuries, however, are proving to be a deciding factor in this shortened 48 game season.  So, when a team rallies together to put a puck in the net with seconds left on the clock, saving an OT SO, it might not just be a matter of who wants it more but what your playing for.

From the dump and chase to the forecheck, through and through, it was a great game, and it was fucking rad.                                    

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Blackhawks are SO in right now.


The Chi Town Blackhawks won in a SO against the Vancouver Canucks, continuing their regulation point streak. With this win, they are now currently tied with the Anaheim Ducks  for longest point streak without a loss at the start of a season.


We all know the Blackhawks are gewd, but who could have predicted they would make the Western Conference their b*tch. So which Blackhawks are soaring high? Let me tell you!


Lend me Sugar Ray Emery

Ray Dog has been guarding the Chicago net with tenacity as he has blocked 29 of 32 shots taken at him during regulation and OT.  With Corey Crawfrod's injury, I'm sure many fans were nervous to have the Razor back in net after last season's goalie-go-round. But this boy is showin the world his teeth. Emery had a great game last night against the Vancouver Canucks , only allowing 3 goals on 32 shots with a SV% of .906, and extending his personal win streak to six. He even denied two of three shootout attempts.  Who let the dog out?

Pat The Pats: Patrick Sharp & Patrick Kane




Hot 1 (Patrick Kane) and Hot 2 (Patrick Sharp) are HAWT and I mean like 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Hot 1 brings the party on and off the ice. Thus far Kane has put up 9 goals and 13 assist with a plus minus of 9. I just wish he would play hockey shirtless. 

Hot 2 and his chiseled chin are responsible for 4 goals and 10 assists.  Next time you have a 10 game goal drought, Sharp, I'll assist you.


Do you think the Blackhawks will be able to set the new record for most points at the start of a season with out a loss? My prediction is: CHYEA! 


Tuesday, February 19, 2013


Rika explores the effects of porn on the league in this week's titillating new episode.

Who is hungry for hockey?



These hockey-less cities are hungry for an NHL team. With organizations such as the Florida Panthers, Carolina Hurricanes, Nashville Predators and Phoenix Coyotes continuing to flounder in ticket sales and over all viewer interest, the successful move of the Atlanta Thrasher to Winnipeg could prove to be all the inspiration one of these struggling clubs needs to relocate to a new city. Some potential cities in the market for a new NHL team include Seattle, Las Vegas, Houston, Kansas City, Hamilton and Quebec City. Where do you think a new NHL team would find the most success? Why?

Friday, February 15, 2013

Joe Corvo is NAWT old



Attention everybody: Joe Corvo, the veteran defenseman for the Carolina Hurricanes, is not old. I mean come on, he has a mohawk AND he's still got mad hockey skillz. His experience and wisdom, however, were doubted and Corvo was a healthy scratch for the first three games of the Carolina's now completed road trip. Since Corvo returned to the bench four games ago, the firey old fart has had 2 goals and 5 points. Corvo attributed his resurgance and Carolina's 5-0-1 stretch to existential ponderings and heavy heapings of Fiber 1. The Canes are currently in first place in the Southeast Division. Take that gerontophobes!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy Pound Day!


How many Jagrs does it take?

I was glad to see that Jagr was at the game last night.... All 7 of them. In the 13 games of the season, Jagr has scored 4 goals and 7 assists. Two of those assists came last night as the Dallas Stars took on Calgary Flames. Dallas, however, lost to Calgary 7 to 4 :(

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Episode 1



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Rika dishes all the NHL dirt in the very first edition of her breakaway hockey blog. Feeling blue? Getting the cold shoulder? Don’t worry about it. As the NHL season continues to heat up, get on board for the latest and greatest in coverage. All bow before The Babe of Broadstreet!