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Friday, February 15, 2013

Joe Corvo is NAWT old



Attention everybody: Joe Corvo, the veteran defenseman for the Carolina Hurricanes, is not old. I mean come on, he has a mohawk AND he's still got mad hockey skillz. His experience and wisdom, however, were doubted and Corvo was a healthy scratch for the first three games of the Carolina's now completed road trip. Since Corvo returned to the bench four games ago, the firey old fart has had 2 goals and 5 points. Corvo attributed his resurgance and Carolina's 5-0-1 stretch to existential ponderings and heavy heapings of Fiber 1. The Canes are currently in first place in the Southeast Division. Take that gerontophobes!

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